Here's the solution:
People need to stop having babies. Just a total dead-stop on child production.
You people (by "you people" I mean those who jump onto teams as a result of what they hope is true or because of what they deem too horrible to allow to be true instead of what they actually have seen, evaluated and made a rational decision on -- i.e: probably not the kind of people who tolerate my annoying blog) are freaking crazy.
Maybe global warming is all part of a Higher Plan. Quick, someone build an ark before the polar ice caps melt.
Seriously. I wonder what the average salary of a hermit is these days...